Are you a billionaire who has more money than you’ll ever know what to do with (hello Bill Gates, Warren Buffet, and so on)? Well, I’m here to help. If you want to throw some money at an artist, I’ll do a custom portrait for you, but charge a truly absurd commission for it. Of course, you’re welcome to just use the other “custom portrait” store item – I think it’s $100 right now. But, if you’re a billionaire, then $1 million is the same to you as $100 would be for someone worth $100,000. It’s all about perspective.
I’ll put your million to good use, too. Most of it will eventually funnel itself naturally in the direction of my kids, but I’m sure a portion will go towards enabling more time for art.