Art for Millionaires


A portrait drawn by Jon. Any subject you request – normally, I say “within reason” to give myself an out if I don’t want to draw whatever it is. But, if you’re actually paying this much money, I’m sure I’ll draw whatever you want. Best results are of people, done using Prismacolor soft lead pencils.

The image shown to the left is just an example. The item for sale is a custom portrait to be drawn…although you could actually buy this one of Jason Witten if you’d like.

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Are you a millionaire who has more money than you’ll ever know what to do with? I’m sure there are a lot of you out there, but I’m definitely not one. If you want to throw some money at an artist, I’ll do a custom portrait for you, but charge a pretty (ridiculously) hefty commission for it.

Of course, you’re welcome to just use the other “custom portrait” store item – I think it’s $100 right now. Or, you could always use the “billionaire charity” option for some reason. But, if you’re worth $10 million or so, then $10,000 is the same to you as $100 would be for someone worth $100,000. It’s all about perspective.